Date: Mon, 04 Nov 1996 23:48:18 GMT
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<TITLE>True Facts About Jeff Lampert</TITLE>
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Things You Were Predestined to Know About Me
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(And if you weren't, why are you here?)
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<b>Name:</b> Pee Wee Herman (just kidding; I think you've figured this one out)
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<b>Nicknames:</b> Jeff-o, 'f-o, ffeJ, Tick, Chief, McCleod, Mary Biggles, but 
never Senor...<p>
<b>Hobbies:</b> Check the link below, silly (I was going to put a link here, 
but
I'm being sadistic)<p>
<b>Present Location:</b> Um, I hate to break this to you, but I don't think
that current html supports a link to a remote sensor placed on one's person...
Unless this is summer or winter break, I'm probably in the University
of Wisconsin-Madison's Computer Science Department<p>
<b>Current Status:</b> What's the opposite on Single? Double? (Triple, HOME RUN! hee hee).<p>
<b>Um, I meant, Current Status at the University:</b> Oh, sorry. 2nd year
Graduate Student.<p>
<b>Home Address:</b> Yes.<p>
<b>Home Phone:</b> Yes.<p>
<b>Brief Comment on last 2 items:</b> Silly me. I should have actually put
down what they *were*...boy, do I feel foolish.<p>
1207 Vilas Ave<br>
Madison, WI 53715<br>
(608)-283-0636<p>
<b>Office Address: </b>Computer Science and Statistics<br>
RM 5364A<br>
1210 West Dayton St.<br>
See, I can give a straight answer.<p>
<b>Office Phone: </b>(608)-262-5105<p>
<b>Mood while writing this: </b>Sadistically sarcastic ;););););););)<p>

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<address> tick@cs.wisc.edu </address>
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